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Tutorial·2026-03-13·12 lessons·Joel Hooks

The Claw: Minions of Toil

Agent architecture taught through game design patterns, with the course skeleton wired up before the lessons are fully written.

The dungeon is still being built in public. This structured content stub gives The Claw a real route, manifest, and companion surface before the lesson text is fully written.

Expect the first lessons to emerge from the game-design research, the taxonomy work, and the exploratory builds happening in the course repo.

Lesson outline

  1. Enter The Hollows — Install the skill. Your coding agent becomes a Zot. A dungeon generates. You're playing.
  2. Give the Zot Hands — Add tools via defineCommand. The Zot can scry, inscribe, invoke — act on the filesystem.
  3. The Zot Speaks — Wire the Zot to an LLM with AI SDK. streamText + tools. The Zot thinks, acts, narrates.
  4. The Tick — Build the game loop. Services boot on the filesystem, produce output, depend on each other.
  5. Services — Build services that run on the tick — database, webserver, monitor. Dependencies and cascading failure.
  6. The Task Queue — A service that generates work. Tasks arrive in the inbox. The Zot processes them.
  7. Chaos — The chaos agent breaks things. Delete pid files, corrupt configs, flood logs. The Zot must detect and repair.
  8. The Grue — Unobserved destructive autonomy. Things you can't see will kill you. Build observability or die.
  9. Resource Pressure — Every action costs tokens. Track real usage. The numbers are real. Learn when to act and when to conserve.
  10. You Watch — The Zot runs autonomously. You set policy. The operator paradigm — manage, don't micromanage.
  11. The Scorecard — The run IS an eval. Build the trace — commands, tokens, service health, encounter response time.
  12. Your Zots Are Ready — Point them at something real. Or don't. They're Zots.
  1. 01Enter The Hollows
  2. 02Give the Zot Hands
  3. 03The Zot Speaks
  4. 04The Tick
  5. 05Services
  6. 06The Task Queue
  7. 07Chaos
  8. 08The Grue
  9. 09Resource Pressure
  10. 10You Watch
  11. 11The Scorecard
  12. 12Your Zots Are Ready